25. Never listen to the songs he likes.
24. Scratch your head before you feed him with your hands.
23. When he is discussing something important, snore as much as possible.
22. Cry when he is cracking a joke.
21. When he is narrating a sad childhood story, laugh as if it is your last.
20. Act as if you have forgotten his birthday, in fact, his surname.
19. When you go out never ever carry your purse, and always give him the excuse,“Baby, I forgot my purse.”
18. Wear his favourite T-shirt, but make sure that you lose it.
17. When he gets close to you, frat as stinky as possible.
16. Burp when he is about to kiss you.
15. Dirty his room when he is expecting family friends.
14. When on a car ride with him, do not put on the seat belt. Let him pay the fine.
13. When in a crowded restaurant, get up from your seat and dance.
12. Get drunk and puke on his favourite couch.
11. Draw a big party invite all his friends except him, and as an apology say, “I thought you will feel bored as there were no girls.”
10. Flirt with his brother, if he is the only son then target his best friend.
9. Make him smell your five years’ old unwashed socks, and say, “Surprise!”
8. Keep on asking why his ex-girlfriend left him.
7. Slap hard on his face and act as you are lost in your thoughts.
6. Crash his laptop with the virus.
5. Pee on his platinum picture frame.
4. Xerox his dairy and distribute among his friends.
3. Always whisper in his ears, “I see dead people.”
2. Tell him that you want to embrace ‘Cannibalism’.
1. Do not follow any of these; I know that you have worse tricks than these. But, if he stays with you instead of all these then I have to say he is a keeper...lucky girl.
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