Thursday, November 30, 2017

11 Types of Popular College Guys in Nagaland

1.The Hallelujah Kind-Nagaland with 88% Christian population can never fail to produce girls who love religious guys. There is no rule that he should always quote Bible verses in the cafeteria chat, but he is so committed to his faith which surrounds him with an aura that girls (a particular set of girls) find themselves attracted to him. Well, God must be really happy with him for making the girls reaffirm their conviction in believing 'He created everything beautiful'. 'I Love Jesus' T-shirts are hard to find, sad.

2.The Lead Guitarist- In the land filled with music lovers, the guy who plays the lead guitar in the college band is hard to miss. He is the girl in the middle when it comes to receiving attention showered to his band members.  We live in a world where injustice prevails, the bass guitarist might know his instrument better than the lead guitarist but he hardly gets the attention he deserves. And in worst case scenario, the lead guitarist hogs the limelight in a matter which might electrocute the bassist, but no one notices until there is a burned meat on the stage.  

3.The Topper- Whatever might be the objective, the chief of all the objectives for enrolling in a college is to get the degree. Hence, the guy who is blessed with a hardworking spirit and a brilliant mind receives his own share of attention. He might not be a looker but the nerdiness in him makes him cute like a button. Way to go sexy nerd!

4.The Mega-Archie-He is a born charmer and to his reputation, he has earned the title of 'Legend' for successfully dating the daughter of the principal, the title of 'Ultra Legend' for dating the most popular girl from the rival college and the title of 'Lord Legend' for asking his beautiful teacher out. He is popular for breaking hearts, but this talent of his is time-bound. As long as there is no police case filed against him, the karma will hunt him down first by rewarding him with receding hairlines then potbelly then something not erect which we have understood even without mentioning. 

5.The Hunk- He can be of two categories, dumb hunk or smart hunk, but popular, nevertheless. If he is a smart hunk then he can perform wonders with his, 'hey girl!' intro. If he is dumb hunk then it is no waste too, he can always find a girl who irrespective of knowing he is dumb has a queen size crush on him which makes her write his assignments and fix all the missing notes. Now that's what we call, beauty with a purpose. 

6.The Richie Rich- He is just too rich, he is no Mark Zuckerberg @ 19, so probably his father is crafty and hardworking or maha corrupted because we have not heard of any business houses in Nagaland. He might have a car of his own or a glossy bike, he might be the one treating his friends time and again in A1 restaurants, he might have the best of clothes and shoes, but at the end of the day, he is just a guy trying to cover his insecurities, and investing money for petty attentions. So, out of sympathy, we have to give it to him. 

7.The Captain- Let's just say, he is the captain of the college football or basketball team, other than these two no other sports-games hold significance in Nagaland's colleges. He plays extremely well, he has represented his college and although there is no concept of cheerleader in this state, he finds himself being crush upon by the popular college girls. Anyway, let's be happy for him, after all, in a state where little or no money is invested in sports' infrastructure, such attention comes as a big reward. 

8.The Brother- Although he does not wear any of the Marvel Comics hero costumes, he has this protector, defender, caretaker presence. He often finds himself surrounded by girls who need help and he is ever ready to fix it. He can even punch the guy who tries to bully that sweet girl and later spend an hour in searching the first aid box. He just cannot see tears in the eyes of the girls, he just- just-just cannot. Wow! Because of this 'fatherly presence', he is popular, thanks to his service. 

9.The Leader- He loves politics, he says, he hates politics, but he is lying because he is a politician in becoming. No one is out of politics or free from politics, one can be non-partisan but one cannot be non-political. He is a born leader, he is an excellent orator, he represents the college whenever something goes messy, he talks and sometimes does not walk the talk but most of the time, he walks the talk. Many see him as the next big leader and he will be someday (if only the goddess of money blesses him). He is loved, he is hated but while in college, he cannot be ignored.

10.The Poet- He is made extremely popular by girls who love posting sentimental (synonyms: nostalgic, tender, emotional, dewy-eyed, misty-eyed, affectionate, loving, says the Google) quotes on every social networking account of hers. Every saint is not a saint, he can be a sinner masked as saint, likewise, every self-acclaimed poet is not a poet, he can be a person undergoing an emotional phase which makes him write or he might be plagiarizing poems which are nothing but bunch of underrated internet poems which the readers have never read. 

11. The Perfect- Basically his mom got impregnated by Zeus. He is just freaking perfect. He is the royal combination of beauty and perfection.  He does not exist in reality, but yeah in movies. The blogger wrote this point for that particular 'teenage romantic movie lover'. Thank me later :) 

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