Tuesday, October 31, 2017

7 Reasons Why You Should Attend the Wedding of Your Ex- Debunking Why You Shouldn’t!


  1.  It’s nothing to do with Self-Respect- You don’t have any self-respect when you go to your ex’s wedding uninvited. But if you are invited then it is like making the full use of the opportunity to prove yourself why you are in fact the most awesome ex of this 21st Centurya century filled with egoistic people.
  2. It teaches you Self-Control- In your greeting card, you will be tempted to write long mushy note narrating how painful your breakup was. Taylor Swift and Elton John might applaud it but no, you are not going to write about the post-traumatic medicine you had after the split. I mean, you will refrain yourself from narrating all the Civil War romance crap you had. You are going to keep it short and sweet. Hence, this is pure self-control.
  3. It will teach you how to be Polite- Now listen, there will be people or at least one person who would ask you, how do you know the groom/bride? Well if the truth is, you met at a party and had one night stand but he/she was like professional porn star which hit you like butter cake and milk so you started dating but you broke up and you are the pathetic ex on his/her wedding. Are you that uncivilized and brute to give all these factual details? This is not even honesty, this is a pure revenge monologue. Hence, you will be utterly polite and with a smile, reply, we were college friends or we became friends through a mutual friend.
  4. It will teach you how to Act- Maybe it was your lifelong dream to act at an international level or national level or regional level or state level movie, but you never got the opportunity. This is the perfect opportunity to do so. Inside you may want to kill your ex for the car loan whose EMI you are paying till date, you might still love him/her, want him/her but it is her/his wedding so you are too classy to ruin their wedding. Hence, you will act as if you are at your best self. You will act natural, congratulate and compliment them, but you won’t act super happy because it will look fake and forced, one of the reasons why you never made it into movies. 
  5. It is the perfect time for Forgiving- Revenge mind is on your mind. You might have planned out a strategy to wear a dress/ suit to kill, look smoking hot, overshadow the bride/ groom, bring a date more handsome or beautiful than your ex, greet the nuptials in a condescending way, present them a gift which will ruin their mood for the next six months, be overly affectionate to your would not be in-laws, these and many more. But here is the bottom-line, your ex is an ex for a reason. Modern day economists say, forgiveness is important as revenge is expensive and in a world governed by untimely inflation, this mantra works fine.
  6. The lady luck might just shine on You- Although I do not seem to remember there are numerous Bollywood movies were the two rejected lovers of the two main leads end up together. I mean, if your ex’s groom/ bride’s ex who is sexy and single comes to attend the wedding like you did then this is a completely happy ending. Or there might be guests looking for love, short term, long term depending on your preference, we never know. The wedding is one of the oldest dating sites, even before there were websites of such kind. And they say, when you do not find love, love finds you. Hence, attending your ex’s wedding is not a bad idea. Even if you do not meet someone of your taste, the food obvious will be of some help.
  7.  It might help you to plan your future Wedding- Every experience is a lesson in itself which includes the wedding of your ex. The theme of the wedding which did not go along with the specific season, the wedding feast which was high on carbohydrates, a wedding venue with no washroom etc. What do you learn from all these mishaps? You should be better prepared for yours. There can never be a perfect wedding, there can be perfect wedding photo editing but never a perfect wedding. We always learn a thing or two from every wedding. And there you have a bonus!



Friday, October 20, 2017

LOVE, NAGALAND & THE TIME MACHINE

  
Atina marked her calendar, it was the first day of December. The evening looked so beautiful; she was blessed to breathe fresh air after a long time, for her Dimapur was horrible in summers, but tolerable in winters. She buttoned her blue coat which was bought five winters ago, was saddened when she noticed a button missing. In desperation she said, “If it was in a novel then the hero would have come from the back and said, excuse me, lady, I believe this is from your coat and my eyes
Her imaginations were back to the ground when a voice from behind exclaimed, “So, this is the Nagaland of 2017!”

She turned back to witness the most handsome creation of God. It was love at first sight.
He continued, “I am a man from the past.”

He narrated Atina the beauty of his journey. He was a genius, apparently. He built a time machine in the year 1963, the year Nagaland got her statehood, he sat on it and boom…there he was, exploring Nagaland of 2017. She easily believed in him. Well, because he was handsome, she was naive, and the writer of this story is told to finish her story in two pages. 

It reminded her of a novel which she had read years ago, a hero showing up from some centuries back, his stories successfully making the heroine fall flat for him, but she had forgotten how the story ended. For sure, he was not the man she was to fall in love for; though all the elements present that evening was good enough to create a real fantasy romance.

Mesmerized by him, all she wanted him to do was talk, a very good excuse to watch his full lips.

He said in all its possibilities things have not changed much. No doubt there were taller residential complexes, more shopping arenas, more schools and colleges and hospitals, more people, but there were certain things which were same then and now. He lamented about the condition of the roads, the poor electrification, and the load-shedding, the unavailability of pure drinking water in many areas of Nagaland, of the emerging class divide, of the dirt, the garbage and lack of civic sense and the phenomena of corruption which was not ostensible then. Further, he continued, why he was not surprised at the lack of courtesy among the Naga people even though they had acquired degrees which were impossible to attain during the 1960s because we dwell in the narrow understanding of what education is all about.  He talked about the sovereignty of the Nagas and how redundant it sounded as the unity among the Nagas were divided into numerous identities and each identity proving to be just another Pandora’s box and not an equation which needs to be solved. He took Atina’s hands, looked into her eyes and said, “I am not surprised to see women standing up for the assertion of their rights, this is a sign of political consciousness spring out from fragments of evolving society, but being vocal doesn’t always mean walking the talk. Much has been done, much has to be done…equality can come in many shades, but the supreme colour is an appropriation and that too is contested often.”

Although she was smitten, it did not stop her from stating, ‘I am not interested in politics.’

That’s when he stood up, walked an inch away and without turning his back uttered, “Some will be survivors, some will be happy with their loyal thoughts, some will use power, some will use courage and some will use all the tricks known in the books. All is fair, everything is for survival…but remember, eternal hell can be created in this lifetime too…”

He kept on walking until he disappeared in the dark shadows cast by the night of Dimapur. Atina felt trapped, but she knew an old hell was already inside her and a new hell was just coming on her way. Her love for him was just a geometric move, his thoughts about Nagaland was a morning which would come twice in a day, and she knew it.

 It reminded her of a novel which she had read years ago, a hero showing up from some centuries back, his stories successfully making the heroine fall flat for him, but she had forgotten how the story ended. For sure, he was not the man she was to fall in love for; though all the elements present that evening was good enough to create a real fantasy romance.

Mesmerized by him, all she wanted him to do was talk, a very good excuse to watch his full lips.

He said in all its possibilities things have not changed much. No doubt there were taller residential complexes, more shopping arenas, more schools and colleges and hospitals, more people, but there were certain things which were same then and now. He lamented about the condition of the roads, the poor electrification, and the load-shedding, the unavailability of pure drinking water in many areas of Nagaland, of the emerging class divide, of the dirt, the garbage and lack of civic sense and the phenomena of corruption which was not ostensible then. Further, he continued, why he was not surprised at the lack of courtesy among the Naga people even though they had acquired degrees which were impossible to attain during the 1960s because we dwell in the narrow understanding of what education is all about.  He talked about the sovereignty of the Nagas and how redundant it sounded as the unity among the Nagas were divided into numerous identities and each identity proving to be just another Pandora’s box and not an equation which needs to be solved. He took Atina’s hands, looked into her eyes and said, “I am not surprised to see women standing up for the assertion of their rights, this is a sign of political consciousness spring out from fragments of evolving society, but being vocal doesn’t always mean walking the talk. Much has been done, much has to be done…equality can come in many shades, but the supreme colour is an appropriation and that too is contested often.”

Although she was smitten, it did not stop her from stating, ‘I am not interested in politics.’
That’s when he stood up, walked an inch away and without turning his back uttered, “Some will be survivors, some will be happy with their loyal thoughts, some will use power, some will use courage and some will use all the tricks known in the books. All is fair, everything is for survival…but remember, eternal hell can be created in this lifetime too…”

He kept on walking until he disappeared in the dark shadows cast by the night of Dimapur. Atina felt trapped, but she knew an old hell was already inside her and a new hell was just coming on her way. Her love for him was just a geometric move, his thoughts about Nagaland was a morning which would come twice in a day, and she knew it.

An Allegory on Conformity

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