Friday, October 20, 2017

LOVE, NAGALAND & THE TIME MACHINE

  
Atina marked her calendar, it was the first day of December. The evening looked so beautiful; she was blessed to breathe fresh air after a long time, for her Dimapur was horrible in summers, but tolerable in winters. She buttoned her blue coat which was bought five winters ago, was saddened when she noticed a button missing. In desperation she said, “If it was in a novel then the hero would have come from the back and said, excuse me, lady, I believe this is from your coat and my eyes
Her imaginations were back to the ground when a voice from behind exclaimed, “So, this is the Nagaland of 2017!”

She turned back to witness the most handsome creation of God. It was love at first sight.
He continued, “I am a man from the past.”

He narrated Atina the beauty of his journey. He was a genius, apparently. He built a time machine in the year 1963, the year Nagaland got her statehood, he sat on it and boom…there he was, exploring Nagaland of 2017. She easily believed in him. Well, because he was handsome, she was naive, and the writer of this story is told to finish her story in two pages. 

It reminded her of a novel which she had read years ago, a hero showing up from some centuries back, his stories successfully making the heroine fall flat for him, but she had forgotten how the story ended. For sure, he was not the man she was to fall in love for; though all the elements present that evening was good enough to create a real fantasy romance.

Mesmerized by him, all she wanted him to do was talk, a very good excuse to watch his full lips.

He said in all its possibilities things have not changed much. No doubt there were taller residential complexes, more shopping arenas, more schools and colleges and hospitals, more people, but there were certain things which were same then and now. He lamented about the condition of the roads, the poor electrification, and the load-shedding, the unavailability of pure drinking water in many areas of Nagaland, of the emerging class divide, of the dirt, the garbage and lack of civic sense and the phenomena of corruption which was not ostensible then. Further, he continued, why he was not surprised at the lack of courtesy among the Naga people even though they had acquired degrees which were impossible to attain during the 1960s because we dwell in the narrow understanding of what education is all about.  He talked about the sovereignty of the Nagas and how redundant it sounded as the unity among the Nagas were divided into numerous identities and each identity proving to be just another Pandora’s box and not an equation which needs to be solved. He took Atina’s hands, looked into her eyes and said, “I am not surprised to see women standing up for the assertion of their rights, this is a sign of political consciousness spring out from fragments of evolving society, but being vocal doesn’t always mean walking the talk. Much has been done, much has to be done…equality can come in many shades, but the supreme colour is an appropriation and that too is contested often.”

Although she was smitten, it did not stop her from stating, ‘I am not interested in politics.’

That’s when he stood up, walked an inch away and without turning his back uttered, “Some will be survivors, some will be happy with their loyal thoughts, some will use power, some will use courage and some will use all the tricks known in the books. All is fair, everything is for survival…but remember, eternal hell can be created in this lifetime too…”

He kept on walking until he disappeared in the dark shadows cast by the night of Dimapur. Atina felt trapped, but she knew an old hell was already inside her and a new hell was just coming on her way. Her love for him was just a geometric move, his thoughts about Nagaland was a morning which would come twice in a day, and she knew it.

 It reminded her of a novel which she had read years ago, a hero showing up from some centuries back, his stories successfully making the heroine fall flat for him, but she had forgotten how the story ended. For sure, he was not the man she was to fall in love for; though all the elements present that evening was good enough to create a real fantasy romance.

Mesmerized by him, all she wanted him to do was talk, a very good excuse to watch his full lips.

He said in all its possibilities things have not changed much. No doubt there were taller residential complexes, more shopping arenas, more schools and colleges and hospitals, more people, but there were certain things which were same then and now. He lamented about the condition of the roads, the poor electrification, and the load-shedding, the unavailability of pure drinking water in many areas of Nagaland, of the emerging class divide, of the dirt, the garbage and lack of civic sense and the phenomena of corruption which was not ostensible then. Further, he continued, why he was not surprised at the lack of courtesy among the Naga people even though they had acquired degrees which were impossible to attain during the 1960s because we dwell in the narrow understanding of what education is all about.  He talked about the sovereignty of the Nagas and how redundant it sounded as the unity among the Nagas were divided into numerous identities and each identity proving to be just another Pandora’s box and not an equation which needs to be solved. He took Atina’s hands, looked into her eyes and said, “I am not surprised to see women standing up for the assertion of their rights, this is a sign of political consciousness spring out from fragments of evolving society, but being vocal doesn’t always mean walking the talk. Much has been done, much has to be done…equality can come in many shades, but the supreme colour is an appropriation and that too is contested often.”

Although she was smitten, it did not stop her from stating, ‘I am not interested in politics.’
That’s when he stood up, walked an inch away and without turning his back uttered, “Some will be survivors, some will be happy with their loyal thoughts, some will use power, some will use courage and some will use all the tricks known in the books. All is fair, everything is for survival…but remember, eternal hell can be created in this lifetime too…”

He kept on walking until he disappeared in the dark shadows cast by the night of Dimapur. Atina felt trapped, but she knew an old hell was already inside her and a new hell was just coming on her way. Her love for him was just a geometric move, his thoughts about Nagaland was a morning which would come twice in a day, and she knew it.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

LADY YODA PENS ROMANCE- PART ONE





There is a Greek saying, ‘those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.’ So, when their rage is over how to the gods excuse themselves? The answer is simple, one with the best handwriting comes and writes on the ceiling, ‘some are born mad, some achieve madness, some have madness written in them.’ I do not know which class I fall under, but I am enjoying this madness of mine.

I went to the city’s best psychologist. Damn, he has more problems than me. His smell was nauseating. He could not arrive at a solution. And right now what I want is the solution. Love is an economic good, it can be sold. Love is a social good, it should be accessed freely.

As a kid, I was nicknamed as Yoda. This hurt(ed) me a lot, it created an impact on me so great that even cosmos could not settle me, even if it tried. I grew up, did a research on the origination of ‘Yoda’. Got to know that Yoda’s look was inspired from Albert Einstein. The first face that comes to a person’s mind when we say ‘genius’ is Albert Einstein. Hence from that day onwards I cherished this name, I carried with me through slam books and social networks and on my wedding card too.

My love story is about war, it's about the drain, and about an exceptionally tasty fruit which has become extinct. 

"Yoda, it is not about how many women you've dated and got ditched. Loving is a rate which runs faster than a bicycle but crashes more tragically than the hijacked plane. When you see your ex-lover's present lover wearing the hoodie you gifted, it hurts, but this is called recycling, be happy. This planet is filled with phony, manipulative, selfish, cock sucking imbeciles, however, you dared to love; you are an exception though."

I have been in the midst of the loveliest crowd, I have heard songs of the best singers, I have dressed in the costliest of attire and tried the perfume which goddesses must have used to seduce the mightiest of warriors, but in all these, I could not find happiness. I have prayed to gods and to heroes for strength and wisdom but could not ease from the agony of that comes from the realization that you do not have, what you ought to have. I am just so depressed!

As a teenager, my favourite past time was cleaning the fridge. I stuffed it with foods. I am one of the few people in this world which do not believe that fridge keeps every food intact. But, I have to let go of him without missing him, I wonder how I am going to do that but I have to.

I wonder what life would have been to sit with him by a fire place and see our children draw the colorful balloons. These things and much more runs into my heart, then the thoughts of torturing him, killing him, excites me, for all I know is I loved him, and I still do...but I want to kill too.

I am depressed!
Because he cheated on me!

And that’s exactly why although it is not jealousy, sometimes it saddens me to see a couple who are too much in love, too much happy, too much connected, too much meant for each other. My experience has taught me weather and relationship are connected by the word ‘Unpredictable!’

I am sure you would be interested to know the reason why my soon to be ex-husband left me. Let me introduce her…
Whatever, let’s talk about her. She was my best friend. Her father is a rich womanizer and has a huge inflated ego, her mother is a man eater who thinks no end to herself, even after reaching her menopause, she dreams of competing with Kim Kardashian. They married, separated, then united, then separated, then united and lastly, it ended in divorce. Why am I talking about her parents? The tree and its fruits theory hold true...

Some six years ago, some body shaming misogynist insulted her on the social networking site.  I supported her, I called that person bastard, insane, and inhuman. Two years later, with all the right food, exercise, and yoga, she lost some kilos. I was the happiest human being because she felt good that way. I took her to the nearest shopping arcade, bought her a new pair of shoes, paid everything in cash and not by credit card. Once, on a sunny day she wore a sexy shirt, just to be drenched by rain, she ended looking like a caricature of some ‘B’ grade actress trying to seduce the virgin boy.

However, she is not the woman responsible for my divorce...

(To be continued...) 

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

A GRAMMATICALLY HATE FREE HATE





   Let me tell you a story about a man and a woman…
She was dying, he was her ex-lover,
He came to visit her with a bouquet and his wedding card,
Maybe he could not think of a better way to hurt her.
She knew him totally, his intentions, his actions,
‘Finally, the loser is going to score.’
Sarcasm was her first language.
To this, he replied, ‘too bad, you’ll be dead to see my victory,’
She gave back, ‘trust me, I ‘m going to live long enough to see you miserable, ruined and divorced.’
He smiled, ‘no way, she is not like you.’
‘Sweeter than honey, dangerous than cyanide, that’s me,’ she threw the card on the floor.
As usual, he came up with a conclusion, ‘let’s strike a deal, shall we?’
‘Oh, the same predictable you. What’s the deal?’
‘If you survive this bloody ordeal then I lose. If I survive my marriage then you lose.’
‘I will survive, deal!’ It was a thumb up from her side,
He walked away, deep down he was desperate to lose,
She smirked, deep down she was desperate to lose.
Their egos were huge but it was pendulum,
After a month, she passed away…
He never got divorced.
No!
No, he didn’t win the deal,
The truth is, he never got married,
Maybe he was determined to let her win, maybe he loved her in his own way…
I am told, he is waiting for the day to hear these words from her, ‘you bastard! You cheated. I won! I won!


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