11 SIGNS THAT HE LIKES YOU: WHAT UMLR SAYS, BUT WHAT’S THE REALITY!

THE HEY GIRL VERSION

UMLR: Unlimited Magazine on Love & Relationships

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1. He acts shy when you are around

UMLR: A man acts shy only when he has something sweet to hide.

Reality: Hey girl, the T-shirt that I am wearing seems tight for me, I hope you don’t see my protruding belly.

2. Smiles a lot

UMLR: He is filled with joy every time he sees you.

Reality: Hey girl, everyone says I have an awesome smile, I trust my toothpaste and I visit my super attractive dentist regularly.

3. Dilated eyes

UMLR: He is paying total attention to every word you say so that he does not miss any point.

Reality: Hey girl, you talk a lot, and there is a green thing stuck on your tooth.

4. Arch eyebrows

UMLR: He is attracted to you

Reality: Hey girl, what you just said is unbelievable, how can you be the heroine in all you story? Get real girl!

5. Mirroring

UMLR: If he is consciously or unconsciously copying your actions and gestures during a conversation, it means he is trying to be likable in front of you.

Reality: Hey girl, it’s such a good time pass, wondering whether I am a concave or a convex mirror.

6. Blushes

UMLR: If he blushes around you then it indicates he has special likings for you.

Reality: Hey girl, why are you staring at me, am I that hot?

7. Teases you

UMLR: If he teases you then he is comfortable around you, he wants attention from you.

Reality: Hey girl, bullying is prohibited so I am giving a milder dose.

8. Plays prank on you:

UMLR: It depends on the prank, but sure he has an interest in you and wants to make you laugh.

Reality: Hey girl, I am still a kid. I need to grow up but why for you?

9. Gets fidgety

UMLR: He is conscious that you are observing him; he wants to impress you and tries to be perfect in every way possible and in doing so he gets fidgety.

Reality: Hey girl, I forgot to take a bath today, I guess you can make it out from the smell of the country sweat. And also, I forgot to brush my teeth, do I smell of dead dinosaur?

10. He asks you what you think about certain other guys

UMLR: He wants to know your type of guy, what you like or don’t like a guy, in a way trying to fit him in your checklist.

Reality: Hey girl, you are so not my type, but I can help you in finding one, at least, you will stop bothering me.

11. Acts crazy when you are around

UMLR: Psychologist says that you are not normal in front of the thing you are really attracted to; he might be really attracted to you making him go crazy and act crazy.

Reality: Hey girl, you make me go crazy by your strange ways.

Final Verdict: My experiences say that if a guy really likes you, no matter how shy he is, he will, at least, make a move. He will call you <through classic or modern means, whichever suits fine>, or make an effort to convey the message that he likes you. If he does not make any move then he is either dumb or is a world class egoist or he is not at all into you. So, Hey girl! Open your eyes.

AYANGTI LONGKUMER BEFORE WIKIPEDIA WRITES

SPECIAL FEATURE 

A collection of writings about me and my books, I remain ever grateful.
         

Meeting Ayangti: the beautiful & soulful writer

         

http://yuimivashum.blogspot.in/2014/03/meeting-ayangti-            beautiful-soulful-writer.html 

Tête-à-tête with Ayangti Longkumer Author of THE WINNING STORY                                     and MAGIC QUILL

http://indianfusion.aglasem.com/ayangti-longkumer-author-interview/

LOVE, HOPE & The Rebel Poet

http://www.nagalandpost.com/SundayPost/ArticleShow.aspx?sid=UzEwMDAwMDM4OA%3D%3D

The Winning Story

http://www.indianbestsellers.com/product_details.html?ProId=218

BOOK REVIEW: THE WINNING STORY

http://sheikhfayazahmad.blogspot.in/2012/11/book-review-winning-story.html


The Winning Story | A narrative as timeless as Eve
                                     http://millenniumpost.in/NewsContent.aspx?NID=8042

‘The Winning Story’, a novel by Ayangti Longkumer
http://www.morungexpress.com/morung_youth_express/84606.html

                             
FROM KAPIL ARAMBAM

http://kapilarambam.blogspot.in/2014/09/illustrated-sage-of-wandering-mind.html


ilandlo

https://www.facebook.com/Ilandlo/posts/606245876160943

MY BLOG HAS ELEVEN TYPEs OF READER

11. THE CRITIC MAMA: With a big mouth but stingy in encouragement, this mama does not like any of the posts either because it’s me who is writing or just because my genre is different from what this mama likes. Well, as a versatile writer I have a Mainstream and Offbeat Essay blog and Sage of Wandering Mind, to suit mama’s taste. But, nay, mama will be there to ambush me down as mama simply don’t like at all - me and my writings.

10. THE GRAMMAR SCALE: This scale takes extreme pride in the solace that comes with the conviction that Wren & Martin were his/her playmate. You read my blog; you read several other blogs not to read what is being conveyed but to give red inked circle to the writers. The irony is, till date the scale has not written even a ‘twenty lines paragraph’ as he/she is too scared of other grammar scales or, in other words, their cousins out there.

9. HUNTER OF EROTICA: I know that there is a difference between pornography and erotica but the hunter should know that you would get any. The hunter in a limited sense should be satisfied with some innuendo here and there, more than that there won’t be anything meaty to satisfy the hunter’s hungry senses.

8. THE SUPERFICIAL WAGON:  This kind of reader does not even read the post in the truest sense of the term. They are always in a hurry for the reasons best known to them. They might read the first sentence and the last sentence and the rest will be a pale wash. They will be like- this is missing, that is missing, if only the wagon knows that everything which is needed is there except someone's undying attention.

7. THE LOBSTER OF MISINTERPRETATION: I am writing of apple and this lobster thinks I am writing about how orange is orange. Agreed that postmodernism has made the reader alive by killing the writer, but the interpretation is one thing and misinterpretation is another.  I wish the lobster can understand the sarcasm, dry humour, satires, allegories, metaphors and similes.

6. THE CYNIC CYCLE: Why so optimistic? There are no many colours out there? I am negative and colour blind. There is Hope? You must be kidding.  There is love? Then, why did I just get a heart break? There is friendship? Then, why do I feel so lonely? Come on, why did you choose such a crappy topic for writing? It is a cold bitter world. Period. To this I reply, dear cycle, you have  two wheels one in front and the other in back, both cannot be in the front, but both have an important role to play, now go paddling your way.

5. SHE IS WRITING FOR ME CAT: Cat, you are not a celebrity that I will write for you. When I write for you then I will let you know that I have written it for you, won’t let my hard work to impress you go unnoticed. I have little or no interest in your lives until and unless you want me to note it down for the world to know. To make the long story short, don’t take the posts so personally that you will be searching for your picture in the posts’ pictures too.

4. THE FEAR FACTOR PARTICIPANT: I am not Taylor Swift who writes a song after every break up based on her experiences. Some of my friends who are readers too keep on reminding me that they are scared of me uncovering their censored moments. I too believe in privacy and the notion that some good moments are too personal to be shared. Please don’t be scared, I am a kind and sweet writer. Hope the participants are convinced.

3. THE DICTATOR CHAMPAZ: With respect, why should I write what you want me to write? This is my blog, juxtaposing a situation and jeopardizing my reputation comes under my risk. I get annoyed (although I don’t show) when this champaz tells me what to omit and what to submit. My genre is different, my patterns which are surrounded by the cockpit of ideas does not fall under your armpit, so please do not be a dictator and you better start your own blog.

2. THE LOYALIST CLUB: They are the sincere followers of my blog, they read, they try to understand, they like the posts and do compliment when it is required, and in my good hair days they applaud me as the greatest blogger alive. God bless them!

1. THE BLANK PAGE: What is this………………………………………kya hai yeh?