WHAT I LEARNED OF ROMANCE IN MY LATE 20s?

Romance is an art,

Love-making is an act,

Marriage is a pact,

Take this article as a fact.

                                                                                Ayangti Longkumer

   1. Break-up sounds better than divorce but both gives us another chance either to be wise or to be a fool.

    

     2. The course of true love never ran smooth, so please expect dinosaurs to help you.

  

     3.Pigeons are monogamous, so it is pleasing to see pigeons than to see a sexy polygamist trying to fool you.

  4.The difference between love bites and ringworm? Love bites are caused by the sucking and biting off a Dracula with raging hormones, ringworm is caused by fungi.

    5. If someone does not see a future with you then she/he will do everything is their power to drill you with their 3^rd class baseless arguments. Suddenly, the egoistic beast starts considering family’s honour/ donor/ loner/name/shame/game ka the end.

    6.To rekindle some old romance, someone might stoop so low, someone might stand so tall. But, then there is always a fear of monetary blackmailing and then there is emotional drama too.

      7. It is always easy to hunt for World Number 1 criminal than to hunt for the perfect mate.

     8. When you are single, you see couples being happy. When you are seeing someone, you see singles being happy.

    9. When you need money sell all your romance novels which you read during your teenage days.  Do that only after you have cracked the mystery of four-legged monster on the bed.

     10. Romance is a story, not a situation, not a mood.