ON THE WEDDING DAY

Love marriages or arrange marriages, high budget wedding or modest weddings, Christian weddings or Hindi weddings or any weddings for that matter. Trust me, you can miss these out:

1. The Bride is always lost either in tears or in smiles.

2. The Bridegroom can never achieve a balanced look, either he is too happy or too sad. 

3. There will be at least one guest in red lipstick.

4. There will be an unfamiliar guest who is neither from the bride nor the groom side. Indeed, that guest is there for free food.

5. There will be a restless photographer. One time that photographer will be in 45°, then 60°, then 90°, then 180°, then 360°.

6. A pervert middle-aged man, say ‘Creepy Uncle’ who will be having gala time checking out the asses of the lasses.

7. A middle age woman, say ‘Business News Aunty’, who will have an informative time asking the price of all the beautiful jewellery, shoes, bags, dress and the list goes on.

8. Someone who will say, “I love this song.” Followed by chanting of the lyrics.

9. Someone bitching about the food menu.

10. Someone determining in their mind, “My wedding will be better than this.”