THAT DRAMA QUEEN IS IN LOVE

                                  

                            And she knows that she is in love when,

    1.  She loves life like never before.

   2. She was lambasted by her boss but still she kept on smiling. She thinks of him even when she is shopping in a crowded ‘can’t even breathe’ street market.

   3. She said bye-bye to her signature perfume, got for herself the body spray he uses which was not even unisex.

  4.      Ran like Ben Johnson with her six inches heel to hand over the tissue paper he had thrown in the trashcan.

5.      When he is around her period cramps is just like chocolate.

6.      She sings in the bathroom imagining herself to be Norah Jones/ Shreya Ghoshal. She reconsiders her long lost hobby, blows kisses at the mirror, and treats herself with the finest of the meal.

 7.    While waxing, threading, bleaching she hides her tears for his namesake. She smiles at her enemy number one(the one to whom she once called, “Bitch”), obvious, she is in love.

8.She dances in the rain, she wears bright colours, she even acts sober which is difficult for a drama queen.

 9. She creates a theory where she propagates everyone to fall in love once in a lifetime. She inspires her friends who are single not to let go of hope and even tolerates her friend’s nasty and rowdy boyfriends.

10.  Finally, when a drama queen is in love she loves this article and the writer who wrote it.